there has been a deep inquisition that has been burdening my conscience for some many years. this absolute statement on the condition of men and women everywhere has me troubled to the very depths of my soul. the truly terrifying truth of this matter is that this philosophical blunder is being imprinted on impressionable young minds everywhere beneath the very noses of those certain guards of children's hearts and minds known only as P.U's (parental units). and what, pray tell, is this blasphemous dogma being preached from that horrible pulpit known only as the television screen? indeed what shall we say against such arguments that come at us like thieves in the night; subtle as the wind but more harmful the jaws of the prowling lion himself? to that end, indeed that is the end of defending all that is good and true and right, to that end i have committed myself; and to that end i now ask this question against this incredulous and horribly profane argument against the human condition. against those very inalienable rights endowed me and my brethren by the creator himself. to those certain communistic heathens bent on stealing my freedoms and my liberties for which so many have fought and died to protect!!! to them, and to their truly hideous philosophical, even theological, statements on the human condition i have this inquisition to make.....
WHY DOES EVERYBODY WANT TO BE A CAT?!?!?!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
another deep philosophical post by yours truly
Posted by seamonky gaurdian at 12:12 PM
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...what?
you lost me
Well my brother, I think only the morans in the world wish with every breath to be a cat. And concludidng that there are more morans on this rock than ever before or since the creation of man. I'd say yea its a very reasonable question to inquire of. YOu know few have succeded in that wish though. Like that guy in the wizard of oz and that girl called cat woman. i guess it has picked up some wind and is catching on. I am still of sound mind so I will not detour from my human nature. But then again humans are curios by nature and and they say curiosity killed the cat..........
Everybody wants to be a cat because the cat is the only cat who knows where it's at!
:) I heard that from a movie somewhere......
Lauren! You are too funny! I guess Joe will have to watch the Aristocats!
umm...what?!?
Joe, Unfortunately these other mere mortals do not see where you are going with this. You see I also have pondered such deep thoughts. So please, if you would allow me I would like to simplify your thoughts.
You see the real correlation here is that cats are atheist. Cats think they are God and do not acknowledge or are willing to submit to a higher authority. Whereas dogs, whom represent Christians, do acknowledge a higher power and are willing to submit to their Master.
So the real question to me is, why? Why do so many today question their faith or why are they looking to abandon faith? Again just like cats they do not want to be accountable to righteousness. They want to do what ever they want and don't want to be held accountable.
Wow, that got deep real fast. Sorry, anyway, let us remember God loves cats too. I don't but that's me, I am a dog...
Dad, are you calling me a "mere mortal"?! >:( JK
Hey i am a mere mortal too. But only for a short time. In Christ baby! That has to be the best comment ever. I never looked at it like that before. Why have I not,lol. I only wish dogs could live as long as most "cats" live............
LOL- I dont even know what to say! this has been an interesting thread. Joey- maybe you just have to much time on your hands. I can remedy that for you.
Love
MOM!
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